Kill me Romantically

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

Worthless? Nah, this blog is too badass for it's creator to be worthless :D
Anonymous

Thanks anon. I wish you’d post as yourself so I could thank you properly.

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

kissthespeakerwire:

davidtheclock:

himynameismaggie182:

in case u all forgot this commercial from 2007

nobody forgot 

Talli.

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

tumblingrandomly:

bloodyshae:

moarrrmagazine:

Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually Exist

Omfg laughed so hard

What the fuck?!

babyferaligator:


im getting this tattooed on my chest

babyferaligator:

im getting this tattooed on my chest